Patrick is just, like, this dude, you know?
Sorry, I love talking about myself in the third person.
I’m the fake-dad. I write this stuff (mostly). It’s all true (completely).
An excellent mother who also happens to look like a model.
She’s 10% mean, according to T2.
The oldest boy. He’s in high school.
He’s serious. He’s athletic. He looks like Jaden Smith.
The youngest boy. He’s in fifth grade and is definitely the breakout star of the blog.
He’s weird, but the good kind of weird.
Starbuck (aka Buck)
She’s the dog. Not just “a” dog. She’s “THE” dog.